Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.
who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode
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"He was so tired that he had to be carried home"
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my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
IT’S BACK
I’m sure that’s what he thought.
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| Me: | Okay, it's 5am, so this episode will be the last episode for tonight. |
| Episode: | *ends on cliff hanger* |
| Me: | *deep, long sigh* |
| Me: | |
| Me: | |
| Me: | Dammit *clicks next episode* |
Tbh money would solve all of my problems right now like I could move out and pay for school and take care of my mental health and overall I would just be happy and in a better place so I get really annoyed when people are like “money can’t make you happy” uh you obviously never experienced financial instability and dependence so please shut the fuck up you pretentious shit.
exactly
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i have never wanted to reblog something more in my life
the life of a Disney Cast Member.
True story.
This is what working in retail or the food service industry is like
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